About Us

ShinyThings

 is owned, collared & dominated by members of

the subspace social club of Detroit, Michigan

subspace, as dictated by IRS code 501(c)7, is being built to be a service oriented social club, designed, constructed, managed and dedicated to the practice, education, presentation and preservation of aesthetically pleasing, safe, sane, consensual and healthy erotic explorations inside of the Afro-futurist ethos and Sapio-Sexual doctrine.

 

Subs'space is:

the invitation-only Sapio-Sexual Afro-Futurist Mommy Porn community behind the ShinyThings shopping club.

Way we see it, their are almost nine billion universes moving around on this planet.

Look! All great sex can't always be from thosepeepholezovader group's point of view.

This place of planned concrescence,  I hope to be just one of many mutual happy places in our intersecting realities.

And to some degree, we admit that until this very moment, while I am reading these words aloud to the world, there really was no physical difference between fuckin and makin' love, until we became aware of the idea that with two consensus agreements, a people could effect massive change.

  1. In the past, I believed the difference between making love and fucking was the way the person(s) I am/was fucking /were/are fucking me, made/make me feel about MYDAMNEDSELF.
  2. In the NOW, I choose for the difference between making love and fucking, to be the cumulative intentional evidence and benefit of the exchange that/these fucks, inspire.

Just so you know, I\'m one of those. \"Build me a Taj Mahal\" kinda guys.

So, If you\'re a sub and you sign up for this shit, there\'s a benefit. It\'s called ownership.

You don\'t have to be an owner to be a member, but Hey!

 

subspace donates a portion of its surplus proceeds from our calendar of regular social events to local non-profit and charitable organizations that have received a public consensus (via mainstream social networks and rating sites) of effective and beneficial performance inside the scope of their organizational documents. Additionally, subspace provides (non-kink culture related) direct, in-kind services to individuals, families and neighborhoods inside of our hosting communities.

 

Membership in subspace social club is established upon completing two simple tasks

  • your first act of submission posting your bdsm test score in the appropriate tab on your ShinyThings profilevisit bdsm test 
  • then completing the vendor's application process.

Which includes: completing your profile pages, w-9 and associate appropriate gateways and currencies.

 

Meet the Team

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Regan McCook

Founder & CEO

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Eric Teagan

Vice President

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Periwinkle Bubbles

Chief Dishwasher

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